He said that. But he meant this:

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He said, “Women have no rights.” But he meant, “I deeply fear the magical powers of vaginas so much that I feel the need insult them.”

He said, “Sorry, I didn’t see that text until now.” But he meant, “I just got done masturbating.”

He said, “Gotta go.” But he meant, “Gotta go… masturbate.”

He said this, “;(“. But he meant, “I just got semen in my eye.”

He said this, “;)”. But he meant, “I want to put my penis inside of you.”

He said, “Will you marry me?” But he meant, “You are so good at sex that no one else can do it for me anymore.”

He said “Will you marry me?” But he meant, “You are probably the last person on earth who will still have sex with me.”

He said “Move in with me?” But he meant “I would probably let you jump rope with my penis I love having sex with you so much.”

He said, “I love you.” But he meant, “I want to have a lot more sex with you.”

He said you looked beautiful. But he meant he REALLY wanted to have sex with you.